Silly Dad

Rowan: Is today a sleep over night with Mommy?

Me: I don't know.

Rowan: Well, Mommy doesn't have to go to work tomorrow. So she doesn't have to get up early. So she can sleep over.

Me: Yes, but I'm not sure. We probably have to wait to ask Mommy.

Rowan (tapping forehead): No Dad. We just have to think with our minds. Silly Dad.

Rowan on New Car Smell

Me: "This is the first time you'll ride in dad's new car"

Rowan: "Why does your new car smell like dog poop?"

Me: "That's called new car smell. A lot of people like it"

Rowan: "A lot of people like dog poop?"

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Rowan: "Why are you laughing dad? Did I say something funny?"